An elementary school in Albany, NY had some excitement last Friday. This hot mess, Aydrea Meaders, was attending the school assembly that morning and jumped up to join the kids in a dance routine. Cute, huh? I am sure it was until she threw down her coat and started stripping from the waist up in front of 200 small children.
I would say that was the most those kids have paid attention to what’s going on in school the whole year.
All the little boys were probably screaming, “Look! Boobies!!!!”
School staff rushed the stage and tackled her until the authorities could arrive to make the arrest. She was charged with seven counts of Endangering the Welfare of a Child and one count of Public Lewdness. I am not sure where they came up with only seven counts when there were 200 children blinded for life, but whatever…must be new math or something.
The most tragic part of this whole story is she is the parent of one of these children. Can you imagine how humiliating it would be? I mean, this isn’t your Mom telling an embarrassing story in front of your friends…this is Mom nakedness in front of your whole school. I suppose it would be different if she was at least hot, but as you can see, she isn’t hot and she shook it so hard her eyeballs are all crooked now.
The child’s classmates will forever be asking him,” Dude, remember when your Mom stripped at our assembly?” The lunch ladies will give him extra tater tots because they feel sorry for him. Teachers will chuckle in his face as he turns in homework assignments. The janitor will ask, “Hey, will your Mom come strip at my buddy’s poker night?” Poor kid.
The next assembly this school year is “Spring Has Sprung” featuring Todd Phillips as the dancing tulip. Hopefully, Aydrea won’t be “sprung” from jail to join Todd on stage for that one.