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  1. Christian Grey Revealed

    July 11, 2012 by C.

    Val Kilmer serial killer…not Christian Grey



    Dr. Faye Skelton wanted to get a composite of what Christian Grey looks like to women who have read 50 Shades of Grey. She consulted twelve women to help her with the drawing. They used the faces of various famous dudes like Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum, David Beckham and Patrick Dempsey.

    This was not the man I had in mind when I read the book. I don’t know if these women had a ladies night out before their meeting and were half snockered or what. This is a young Val Kilmer. A scary young Val Kilmer.

    I thought long and hard about who should play Christian after I read the first book. Initially I was thinking Matt Bomer. But I have changed my mind. I am voting for Henry Cavill. This is my Christian Grey.

    Hubba Hubba


    Henry has the hair, looks great in a suit and is great with a whip (do not ask me how I know such things).

    I feel sorry for the casting director of this film. No matter who you pick for Christian and Anastasia, many will criticize the choice. Every woman in the world has a picture of Christian in her head and one of Anastasia for that matter. You just can’t please everyone.

    Give me some feedback. Who is your Christian and Anastasia?

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  2. The "50 Shades" Craze

    May 1, 2012 by C.

    I will admit I read it. Not many women will, but that’s OK. If you haven’t heard about the book “50 Shades of Grey” by E.L. James you must be living under a rock. The hottest book on the planet right now…even hotter than those “Hunger Games” books.

    The book basically tells the tale of a college student that has an affair with a man that is super rich, super hot and well, a little on the naughty side.

    I decided to start the book the day my mom was to go into the hospital for surgery. I was in the waiting room reading away when I heard a man behind me say, “Miss, I am Reverend Michael and I would like to pray for you and your family.”

    My head whipped around faster than old Linda Blair’s did in “The Exorcist”. Thank God (yes, I promise I will get back in a church soon) he was talking to the woman directly behind me. I just knew he had been standing behind me reading this filth the whole time.

    When I saw this little video Ellen made, I knew I had to share. Just made me laugh a little too much. Enjoy!