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  1. Am I Crazy?

    July 11, 2011 by C.

    I have been told I have some issues. Who doesn’t these days? I guess mine seem a bit unnecessary so I get picked on quite frequently for my craziness. I thought I would share a few of those things and let you be the judge.

    You will never find a dirty dish in my sink. Ever. Not even when I am sick. My dishes are rinsed and put into the dishwasher where they wait to be washed. That is what the dishwasher is for besides washing the dishes…they store the dirty ones and keep them out of sight. Pretty neat deal. People give me crap about this constantly. If I am at someones house and see a sink full of dirty dishes I begin to feel as if I am suffocating and have been tempted to fix it myself but most times I just judge the person as an uncivilized human and never enter their home again.

    I hate going to Wal-mart. The only times I will go to Wal-mart are either Saturday or Sunday mornings. Before 9am. If I am not in that store before 9am, I will wait an entire week to buy food or whatever else I need.

    I like routines. They keep my head from exploding. If I had a stalker, they would be bored. Every single Saturday this is my routine. Go to Wal-mart and buy crap. Leave Wal-mart stop at Sonic to get my drink on. Stop at The Donut Hole for a couple of donuts to go. Pick up my dry cleaning. Go to the butcher (I am really picky about meat so I don’t buy it from Wal-mart). Fill the car up with gas. Go back home and unload. I like to have Chinese food on Saturdays for lunch. I don’t have it every single Saturday but most of them. The rest of my day is filled with little things I need to get done around the house…dusting, running the vacuum or cleaning my car.

    I don’t like clutter. Everything has a place and I like it there. If I use it, I put it back when I am done.

    I do laundry on Sunday and Wednesdays. Occasionally I have pushed Wednesday back to Thursday but very rarely.

    I make my bed every single morning. No exceptions.

    I am never late. Ever. Not for work or appointments or meeting friends.

    When taking vacation, I like every day completely planned out. I guess that is true even when I am not on vacation. I like to know on Wednesday what I will be doing on the weekend. I am a planner. Not planning freaks me out.

    When I get home from work in the evening, I lay all my pills out for the next morning, go through my mail, cook dinner and get things ready for the next day before I sit down.

    So what do you think? Should I call my Dr. and have him increase my meds???