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  1. Fan Letters

    August 29, 2012 by C.

    Keep your rude comments coming!

     

     

     

     

    I am not going to brag but I do occasionally get fan e-mails. Maybe the word “fan” is a bit much. So let’s switch that to angry stalker e-mails. I thought I would share a few of the better ones with you all so you can see just how wonderful/glamorous/rewarding it is to be a blogger.

    Hey Happy,

    I enjoyed your Dr. Oz story except all the talk about poop. I mean really, are you 12? Everyone takes poops but I just think it is something that should be discussed in the privacy of ones home or not at all.

    Sincerely,

    The Poop Patrol

    I don’t remember speaking about “poop” that much in the story, but I am betting Poop Patrol used the word far more than I did. Let’s count the “poops”…3 if you count their name. I think this letter might be from an angry constipated woman. Just saying. 

    Hi,

    Just wanted to tell you that you are not funny.

    Jackie

    Really??? I had to take 4 extra happy pills just to make it through the rest of the day after reading this. Why are people so mean?

    Pill Person,

    I cannot believe you joke about the abuse of pharmaceuticals. This is a very serious issue. People take pills way too much these days. You should really consider removing this blog from the internet.

    Ray

    I am just guessing here but I think “Ray” = Tom Cruise. 

    One Happy Pill at A Time,

    I really don’t think your blog is all that funny. Have you ever been to Thebloggess.com? Now, that is a funny blog. She even got a book deal from her blog. Have you? Didn’t think so.

    Pat

    Yes, I am well aware of The Bloggess and her book deal. I have even read her book. I don’t find her very funny but that is just my opinion. So, take your Bloggess loving ass back on over to her blog and leave me alone! 

    Hmmmm, I love your pill hair. I bet you are super sexy. Wanna video chat?

    Neil

    The sad thing is, this is the closest thing I have to a fan letter. But I won’t let that get me down. Better days/fan e-mails are ahead, I can just feel it. 

     

     

     

     

     

     

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  2. Cutting Loose

    October 5, 2011 by C.

    I have been holding back. I worry too much about what people will think about my writing. Often, I ask for opinions from my friends and family if I should write about certain topics that come to mind and 90% of the time, I am told no. Am I really that sick? I guess we will find out.
    In reading “Writing Down The Bones” by Natalie Goldberg, I have discovered that I have to just let it go…put it out there.  My professor told me she thinks I feel I must be perfect when writing. Well, that is about to change.  Sure, there are a few things that I won’t write about…the one that comes to mind is negative things about my job. Since that job is the one that pays the bills, I will have to avoid that topic until someone else wants to fund my car payments and M&M addiction.
    So, you have been warned. You might see posts about men with feet fetishes and women that have orgasms while they poop. If you start reading and decide something is too much for you to handle, then by all means stop reading that one but whatever you do don’t give up on reading what is going on here. I am like a diamond in the rough…the more practice I get, the better I become and one of these days this blog will be a bright and shiny object you would want to show off to your friends and family.