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  1. Fredy Update

    September 25, 2012 by C.

    She is all mine



    Fredy came through big time for me. He had my phone stuffed in his locker and sold me accessories at 25% off. Fredy is the man.

    So I sent an email to Verizon to tell them what a great representative he is for their company. Here is the response…hopefully Fredy will be getting a raise soon.

    Good morning Chanin!

    It’s Monday and I hope your week is starting off well this morning!  I’m Dale and it’s always great to hear that one of our representatives was awesome and provided you with a great customer experience.  I’ll be glad to pass this glowing feedback onto Freddy and his supervisor at the Joplin, MO store.

    I’m always glad to hear that we provided excellent customer service to someone who had a bad experience previously regardless of where it happened!  It appears the Fredy was all that we can ask for in an associate who was fast, efficient, and friendly.  It sounds like he was respectful of your time while providing you with excellent customer service.  I’ve forwarded your feedback to his manager and this feedback goes into his permanent file for use when it comes to merit raises and promotion consideration.

    Thanks very much for taking the time to let us know about your experience with Freddy and it was a pleasure to pass along the compliment.  If you have any further requests or concerns, please respond to this email or call Customer Service at 1-800-922-0204 (*611 from your Verizon Wireless handset).  Thanks very much for being a great Verizon Wireless customer and I hope you have an excellent day.



    Verizon Wireless

    Customer Service




  2. Freddie the Phone Seller

    September 20, 2012 by C.

    Isn’t she beautiful?



    I have been counting down the days to get a new cell phone. My smart phone has been very dumb lately. It says the memory is full and I have to delete apps to get the phone just to do basic functions. I am sick of it and ready to get the glorious Samsung Galaxy SIII.

    Monday I called into a cell phone store to make sure they would have a white one for on Friday when my plan can be extended.

    A man with a thick Indian accent answered the phone.

    “Hallo dees es Freddie. How may I help ju?”

    “Freddie, I need a Samsung Galaxy III in white on Friday. Do you have any in stock?”

    “Jess ve do but not verry meny. I vill hold for ju.”

    “Great. Thanks Freddie. I will see you around 1:30 on Friday.”

    Freddie calls me back 10 minutes later…whispering in the phone.

    “Dees es Freddie. I em hiding da phone in my locker. Ju MUS leesten…ju MUS come before 12:30 Friday.”

    “Ok, Freddie…no problem I can come in before 12:30. Thank you, I really appreciate that. See you Friday.”

    Ok, I realize tomorrow just happens to be the same day the iPhone 5 is released and things will be a little nuts in there but the phone I want has been out since May. Why in the world is he stuffing it in his locker until Friday??

    Freddie offers the best customer service ever. He will receive a tip and a letter to his employer (of course not telling him he stashes phones in his locker…just that he is very awesome at his job).

    I am not sure what I am more excited about…meeting Freddie or getting a new phone.

  3. Cellphones Better Than Sex To Some

    May 13, 2012 by C.

    A recent survey by Meredith Parents Network revealed that 12% of women ages 18-35 are using their cellphones during sex. It is unfortunate that the survey did not allow these women to reveal exactly what they were doing with the phones during sex. Playing “Draw Something” or just using the vibrate function? Watching missed “Housewives of New Jersey” episodes or porn?

    Maybe they might be updating their Facebook status…

    “OMG, I wish he would hurry up and get off me already. Kardashians starts in 10. Looks like I will have to fake it AGAIN.”

    Or Tweeting…
    “#bored…sex is so overrated. Would rather be watching TV right now. Hurry UP!!”

    The first thought that came to mind reading this is that 12% of men are doing something horribly wrong. It really shouldn’t be that difficult to keep a woman’s attention during sexy time. If nothing else, promise her a tub of Hagen Dazs if she can leave the phone on the night stand for ten minutes straight without touching it. Women will do anything for ice cream.

    If all else fails, bang her head into the headboard and knock some damn sense into her, because it really is rude no matter how bad it is.