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  1. Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf

    December 22, 2014 by C.

    Haha! The Biebs is done! It is a Christmas miracle!

    The secret is out!

    The secret is out!


  2. Best Inappropriate Elf Ever???

    December 19, 2014 by C.

    I LOVE this one!

    Jax is soooo horrible!

    Jax is soooo horrible!


  3. Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf

    December 17, 2014 by C.

    This one is for my bestie…she absolutely loves this show but hates my elf. My attempt to get her to like him a little bit…

    Meth elf


  4. Monday Edition: The Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf

    December 15, 2014 by C.

    Jax has been very bad over the weekend. He had a card party while I was away.

    I cannot believe this elf!

    I cannot believe this elf!


  5. Completely Gross And Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf

    December 12, 2014 by C.

    I am sorry. Please forgive me.

    Nasty.

    Nasty.


  6. Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf

    December 10, 2014 by C.

     

     

    I had a friend visit this weekend and Jax mounted her. Needless to say, I probably won’t have to worry about my friend visiting ever again.

     

     

    Damn horny elf!

    Damn horny elf!


  7. Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Season 3

    December 8, 2014 by C.

    Well, it is almost time for Christmas and around here that means time to get busy playing with my nasty, horrible elf, Jax. I will go ahead and apologize for us in advance.

    If you like it, we will be posting every Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings from now through Christmas Eve. If you don’t like it, just continue watching the lame Christmas movies on Lifetime.

     

    First up…

    Naughty little elf!

    Naughty little elf! And looking away while I am screaming at you is just making things worse!

     


  8. Another Elf on the Shelf

    December 22, 2013 by C.

    Someone has a problem...

    Someone has a problem…


  9. Elves Update

    December 21, 2013 by C.

    I seem to always forget that some people read my blog, but don’t go to my Facebook fan page. So here are the elves you have missed out on…

     

    Oh my!

    Oh my! 50 Shades of Grey

     

    Got an angry phone call from my mother over this one..."People might think you are a pervert!"

    Got an angry phone call from my mother over this one…”People might think you are a pervert!”

     

    So very tired of this song...

    So very tired of this song…

    The bearded elf

    The bearded elf

     

     

     


  10. Elf Contest Entry

    December 18, 2013 by C.

    I think I will enter a contest with this one over at Baby Rabies. There are some good ones up this year…but this one is unique.

     

    And I'm lovin' it!

    And I’m lovin’ it!


  11. Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf

    December 9, 2013 by C.

    I have finally come up with an elf schedule. Be here every Monday, Thursday and Saturday between now and Christmas for a new elf photo. Then starting December 21st, there will be a photo a day until Christmas. I really appreciate all the shares, likes, etc…this is so much fun to do for you all.

    He dribbled a little...says, Piss off, not Riss off!

    He dribbled a little…says, Piss off, not Riss off!


  12. Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf

    December 6, 2013 by C.

    Well, look what I came home to. Damn elf shit in my shoe!

     

    Gross!

    Gross!


  13. Get Ready for Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf

    December 3, 2013 by C.

    Man, I love doing this crap. I hope you enjoy the photos I will be working on this Christmas. My super bad elf, Jax, is ready to entertain you. I am about a week out from getting the ball really rolling but until then…

     

    Jax likes to annoy Kanye and Kim!

    Jax likes to annoy Kanye and Kim!