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  1. My Guilty Pleasure

    May 11, 2011 by C.

    I like to smell good. Fatties often get accused of  smelling of body odor and bacon, but not this fatty. Oh no. For as long as I can remember perfume has been an important part of who I am. I am not a pick one fragrance and wear it until I am old or dead or both. I like to change it up.

    This my friends is my new fragrance. Gucci Guilty. It just sounds naughty. When I wear it I want to take myself out on a date, spring for dinner and have my own babies. Yes, it is that good.

    Now this stuff is not cheap. So just to make sure I would like it and we would get along, I ordered a sample on Ebay. I have been wearing it for about a week now and we are really getting along. When I walk by women, men, dogs and various farm animals, they all chase after me and try to do some unmentionables to yours truly.

    So if you are in the market for a new fragrance and you are not afraid of being mounted by farm animals, give this a sniff next time you are near a Cosmo magazine or a high dollar department store.