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  1. A Crime I Approve Of

    May 14, 2011 by C.

    A surveillance camera caught a man walking out of a Kroger’s with $700 of Crest Whitestrips.

    The man has yet to be identified. Here is his photo in case one of you recognize him. If you do recognize him, please don’t call the police…call me.

    I am a freak about my teeth. I am almost 40 years old and have never had a cavity. I had braces as a teen and I think this could be why I took such good care of my teeth at an early age. I was reminded every 30 minutes by my parents just how much those braces cost.

    “We were nice enough to pay for braces to fix your nasty ass crooked teeth, the least you could do is take care of them.” Got it.

    I have to say it is nice to go to a dentist and all they have to do is clean them and try to convince me to be a tooth model for their Yellow Page ad.

    About every six months, I use about 2 weeks of Whitestrips to give my teeth a nice white shine. These things really do work if you have never used them. The downside is they are a bit expensive. So I am looking for a big time bargain from this young man. I have been searching Ebay to see if he has put them up for sale at half price or cheaper. I have checked Craigslist Indiana with no results. Maybe he is obsessed with his teeth too and just going to hog them all.

    Whatever the case may be this is a crime I can support. Does it really cost that much to make these things? I doubt it. I guess I will just take my butt down to Walgreens and lay down a chunk of change for my fix. But if any of you see him selling these out of the back of a car in a dark alley… call me!