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  1. “World War Z” Freaked Me Out *Spoilers*

    July 12, 2013 by C.

    Hubba hubba

    Hubba hubba

     

     

     

     

     

    I went to see “World War Z” last week. As someone who loves zombies, I thought I would really enjoy it…all it did was stress me out.

     

     

    This is Brad Pitt. He is pretty even with chunks of glass in his face. He is a super bad ass man and the government needs his help solving the zombie crisis. Brad takes his family and survives long enough for the gov to get a helicopter on a roof to pick them up and whisk them off to a giant ship in the middle of a nowhere ocean (zombies can’t swim). He’s told if he goes back to work for them his family can stay on the safe boat as long as they like, so he goes off to experience zombie hell.

    Brad travels to Israel because they built huge walls before the virus swept the world, so they are protected and Brad needs to know how they found out about the virus before it happened. Brad brings bad luck wherever he goes. Some chick starts singing over a loudspeaker waiting in line to be admitted to the country and of course, zombies love noise. Crazy corpses start climbing over each other to scale up the huge walls.

    Zombie leap frog

    Zombie leap-frog

     

     

     

    They breach the top of the wall and are running all over the place having people snacks. They get Brad out of there but not before the zombies overturn buses and yank down helicopters to get to the humans.

     

     

    Greyhound is gonna be pissed about their bus.

    Greyhound is gonna be pissed about their bus.

     

     

     

    This is the part of the movie I really enjoyed because the special effects are pretty amazing.

     

     

    Black Hawk Down

    Black Hawk Down

     

     

    Brad and his new friend (some military chick that helped him get out of the zombie zone) jump on one of the last planes to get out of the country. They don’t even have any idea where they are going, but it is better than being served up for zombie brunch.

     

     

    One of many zombies on the plane

    One of many zombies on the plane

     

     

    Just as they start to relax, Brad hears noise in the back of the plane and slowly starts walking in that direction. There are zombies on the plane! If you ask me, this is way worse than Snakes On a Plane. Samuel L Jackson is a wuss. Mayhem arrives from the TV commercials and the side of the plane winds up being cracked open. But somehow Brad survives the plane crash with his military chick.

    In the meantime,  the government thinks Brad is dead and removes his family from the safe boat. They are nice enough to dump them on an island in Nova Scotia though.

    I won’t tell you how it ends because that would just be rude. So go check it out if you would like.

    It did make me feel an urge to start prepping again. The scenes with people going nuts in the grocery store trying to take things as the zombie outbreak was starting, has really made me feel the need to store quadruple the supplies I have now.

    The purchase I have made this week is the Ranger Hawk Axe. Wood chopper on one side and zombie eye poker-outer on the other. I cannot wait for it to arrive.

    My weapon of choice

    My weapon of choice

     

     

    So really, I am very thankful that I went to see the movie because I was starting to let my guard down again. It won’t happen again. When this hits the fan, you might want to start making your way to my house.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     


  2. Guy Branum Talks Zombies

    August 23, 2012 by C.

    I love Guy Branum. He is one of my favorites on Chelsea Handler’s round table. However, I think I might love Guy more when he is explaining how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Thanks for sending it over Stephanie!

     

     

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  3. Officially Obsessed With “The Walking Dead”

    July 21, 2012 by C.

    I made the mistake of buying Season One of “The Walking Dead” on Blu-ray. I watched all six episodes back to back without taking a bathroom break or snacking on Oreos. That is really saying something.

    A few weeks ago, they played Season Two in a marathon on AMC. I have it all taped and have been watching it as much as possible. I have three episodes left. Season Three starts in October and I cannot wait.

    My favorite character is Daryl. He is a redneck with a crossbow. So between Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games) and Daryl, I want to shoot things with an arrow. Preferably Zombies. So I am saving up for yet another Ebay purchase.

    Zombies…ready or not here I come!

     

     

    How freaking cool is this thing? You need to use these to kill zombies because guns make too much noise (noise is like ringing a Zombie dinner bell) and if time permits you can rip your arrow out of the zombie’s head and re-use it. With a gun, once you are out of ammo you= Zombie snack.

    I cannot believe this is only $100 on Ebay (shipping is free!). Once I get it in the mail, I will purchase a bale of hay and strap on a Zombie head to use as a target. I haven’t quite figured out what to do if one of my arrows strays and maims a neighbor. I will try to have that all sorted out before I start shooting.

    I imagine I will look like the female version of Daryl. With this on my shoulder, no one would ever screw with me. Not even those bath salt crazies.

    This man is the Zombie Terminator.

     

     

    Is crossbow shooting an Olympic sport? I am going to start training and be ready for the 2016 Olympics or the Zombie Apocalypse, whichever comes first.

     

     

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