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Craigslist Monday

10/03/2011 by C.

Here is another great ad that was actually posted on Craigslist. I can relate…that is exactly what it would take to get me to go for a jog.

Jogging Partner

Date: 2011-05-26, 9:09PM CDT

I am looking for a person of athletic build to help me get in shape.
I hate exercising with passion so the plan of action is this: I ingest Rohypnol [you supply the roofies as I don’t know where to purchase them] and you strap my body to yours [limbs to limbs using velcro] and take me along on a jog. Three nights a week. If you’re capable and interested, E-mail me so that we can discuss the fee.

  • Location: Des Moines, IA
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 2405055624

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