Here is another great ad that was actually posted on Craigslist. I can relate…that is exactly what it would take to get me to go for a jog.
Date: 2011-05-26, 9:09PM CDT
I hate exercising with passion so the plan of action is this: I ingest Rohypnol [you supply the roofies as I don’t know where to purchase them] and you strap my body to yours [limbs to limbs using velcro] and take me along on a jog. Three nights a week. If you’re capable and interested, E-mail me so that we can discuss the fee.
- Location: Des Moines, IA
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests