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10/10/2011 by C.

Coffee Table of the Gods


Date: 2011-07-21, 1:18AM CDT


This coffee table is perfect for someone with a cocaine habit or shooting a porno movie.
As you can see from the photo, the majestic beauty of this coffee table rivals earthly treasures such as: the color of the sky at sunset, the laughter of a small child, and infidelity.

Qualities of the table:
-Carpeted
-Mirrored
-The muthertrucker spins
-Doesn’t have any weird splotches under black lights

Due to the assumed large demand for this table, all inquirers will be subjected to a quiz to determine their level of badass-ity.

The price of the table is firm: $7.83, four cans of Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli, and a framed photo of Betty White.

  • Location: Minneapolis
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


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3 Comments

  1. pglm says:

    so i am assuming since you are going all out with your writing now…you be open to off color comments—-
    I'll take one….do you think it could support both a sexy hot mama and a one Big Daddy?

  2. C.B. says:

    LOL…that coffee table has survived this long (which truly shocks me) so I am positive it could handle ANYTHING and EVERYTHING.

  3. Grumpy says:

    The possibilities would seem endless.

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