|I’m too sexy for my shirt|
Well, well, well…what do we have here? Mr. Steven Tyler out for a swim I see. There are so many disturbing things in this photo I am just not sure where to start.
I suppose I should start with the elephant or elephants in the room…Stevie has some boobies. You usually see manboobs this size on chubby guys so I am really puzzled. But here is my beef with this…you have all the money in the world, go get it fixed if you are going to parade around beaches with your 38-year-old girlfriend.
I imagine this is her shoving his shirt at him screaming, “It’s the paparazzi! Hide your bitch tits!”
I have to stop now, I just can’t look at the photo any longer without wanting to go to Wal-mart and buy a couple of “A” cup bras to send to him.
These boobies will be in action starting January 18th when “American Idol” resumes. Just try not to think about how much the dude looks like a lady.