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Everyone is Going to Have One of These

06/09/2011 by C.

A woman in the Netherlands had all 152 of her friends profile pictures tattooed to her arm. The process took two weeks to complete. It doesn’t mention the cost but I  imagine it cost her a small fortune.

This bothers me for many reasons. I am just not a fan of tattoos. Yes, I know they are “in” right now and everyone is doing it and everyone has one. Everyone but me.

Then there is the issue of what would I have a tattoo of??? I could go with ” I love my Mom” inside a big heart on my chest but I am fairly confident that my Mom would try to remove it with a cheese grater as she hates tattoos even more than I do. Sure, I could go with some sort of Steelers tattoo but that just doesn’t seem very original. I am not one of those women that just LOVE ladybugs so much I feel I must have one on each of my 10 toes. So that really just leaves something like an Adam Lambert tattoo. I know if I went down that road someone would lock me in the loony bin and toss the key.

There is also the issue of pain. I do not like pain. I avoid at all costs. When I had an ingrown toenail removed recently you would have thought someone had sawed off my arm with a box opener. It hurt people. Seriously.

Now, I really think this woman is nuts because your Facebook friends change so much. What happens when she starts losing friends? There is not a magic eraser that I know of that will make their little faces go away. Gaining more friends is easy enough, just go back and have them added. But when some of those 152 people see what she has done, I would have to think she might at least drop down to 130 friends pretty quickly. I wouldn’t want my fat face displayed on someones arm. I suppose a solution would be to put a giant X over their face when they part ways. That will teach you to un-friend me!

All I have to say is you should all thank this woman because my topic this evening was to be about a woman that can have orgasms while she poops. Enough said.


5 Comments

  1. nu G says:

    OMG!! Please don't Ever write about a woman's orgasm in any way shape or form!! Regardless of how bizarre…. Although I have a very small tattoo, I don't think I could agree with you more about this chicks choice of subject matter…Friends on FB are easily obtained…but also lost! I think she will regret her tattoo. Heck I regret mine…and it is the size of a dime!

  2. Grumpy says:

    Didn't get my first tattoo until I was 58. Now I have five; they are addictive. And yes, my newest is a Steeler one, but with a unique twist.

    I think a post on female orgasms would be instructive.

  3. Pleemiller says:

    I say do the the female orgasm post….some women might learn a new trick or two….

    Adam Lambert…..a tatoo….you and I are his biggest fans…where are you gonna get yours….
    I'll tell you if you tell me….

  4. C.B. says:

    Nu-yours is pretty much hidden and tiny. No biggie. If you get a sleeve of bees on your arm, then I will worry about you.
    Grump…what is the unique twist?
    Pleemiller…you go first.
    Really people??? You wanna hear about the woman that can orgasm while taking a dump??? I love you guys!

  5. Nicole says:

    Have always wanted to get a tatto but I am much like you CB in that I can not stand pain and avoid it at all costs! And then if that wasn't enough to talk me out of getting one, my best friend had one and she no longer wants it. I was with her Tuesda in Springfield and she found a place to remove it…of course to the tune of 800.00, mind you hers is the size of a quarter!!! So not only did she spend the money to get it years ago, now she is spending money to get rid of it! Oh and too boot…it hurts like hell to have it removed!!!

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