I am not going to brag but I do occasionally get fan e-mails. Maybe the word “fan” is a bit much. So let’s switch that to angry stalker e-mails. I thought I would share a few of the better ones with you all so you can see just how wonderful/glamorous/rewarding it is to be a blogger.
I enjoyed your Dr. Oz story except all the talk about poop. I mean really, are you 12? Everyone takes poops but I just think it is something that should be discussed in the privacy of ones home or not at all.
The Poop Patrol
I don’t remember speaking about “poop” that much in the story, but I am betting Poop Patrol used the word far more than I did. Let’s count the “poops”…3 if you count their name. I think this letter might be from an angry constipated woman. Just saying.
Just wanted to tell you that you are not funny.
Really??? I had to take 4 extra happy pills just to make it through the rest of the day after reading this. Why are people so mean?
I cannot believe you joke about the abuse of pharmaceuticals. This is a very serious issue. People take pills way too much these days. You should really consider removing this blog from the internet.
I am just guessing here but I think “Ray” = Tom Cruise.
One Happy Pill at A Time,
I really don’t think your blog is all that funny. Have you ever been to Thebloggess.com? Now, that is a funny blog. She even got a book deal from her blog. Have you? Didn’t think so.
Yes, I am well aware of The Bloggess and her book deal. I have even read her book. I don’t find her very funny but that is just my opinion. So, take your Bloggess loving ass back on over to her blog and leave me alone!
Hmmmm, I love your pill hair. I bet you are super sexy. Wanna video chat?
The sad thing is, this is the closest thing I have to a fan letter. But I won’t let that get me down. Better days/fan e-mails are ahead, I can just feel it.