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08/29/2012 by C.

Keep your rude comments coming!

 

 

 

 

I am not going to brag but I do occasionally get fan e-mails. Maybe the word “fan” is a bit much. So let’s switch that to angry stalker e-mails. I thought I would share a few of the better ones with you all so you can see just how wonderful/glamorous/rewarding it is to be a blogger.

Hey Happy,

I enjoyed your Dr. Oz story except all the talk about poop. I mean really, are you 12? Everyone takes poops but I just think it is something that should be discussed in the privacy of ones home or not at all.

Sincerely,

The Poop Patrol

I don’t remember speaking about “poop” that much in the story, but I am betting Poop Patrol used the word far more than I did. Let’s count the “poops”…3 if you count their name. I think this letter might be from an angry constipated woman. Just saying. 

Hi,

Just wanted to tell you that you are not funny.

Jackie

Really??? I had to take 4 extra happy pills just to make it through the rest of the day after reading this. Why are people so mean?

Pill Person,

I cannot believe you joke about the abuse of pharmaceuticals. This is a very serious issue. People take pills way too much these days. You should really consider removing this blog from the internet.

Ray

I am just guessing here but I think “Ray” = Tom Cruise. 

One Happy Pill at A Time,

I really don’t think your blog is all that funny. Have you ever been to Thebloggess.com? Now, that is a funny blog. She even got a book deal from her blog. Have you? Didn’t think so.

Pat

Yes, I am well aware of The Bloggess and her book deal. I have even read her book. I don’t find her very funny but that is just my opinion. So, take your Bloggess loving ass back on over to her blog and leave me alone! 

Hmmmm, I love your pill hair. I bet you are super sexy. Wanna video chat?

Neil

The sad thing is, this is the closest thing I have to a fan letter. But I won’t let that get me down. Better days/fan e-mails are ahead, I can just feel it. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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4 Comments

  1. Grumpy says:

    You get hate mail? For some reason I find that impressive.
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    • Chanin says:

      Not near as bad here lol. I got horrible stuff at The White Oprah blog. Many “you are a racist” e-mails.

  2. Kden says:

    They’re all full of poop! I’m impressed too. I got one recently but she wasn’t even smart enough to be anonymous, it linked right back to her blog. So of course I had to go and leave her a nice comment for her too. Congrats on the hellogiggles article 😉
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