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"I’ll Have What She’s Having"

08/15/2011 by C.

Qantas Airlines is now offering a variation on the typical in-flight entertainment. Instead of watching Russell Brand flounder as “Arthur” you can watch something much more exciting. “The Female Orgasm Explained” is a documentary intended for mature travelers on the airline. I am not sure exactly how they define “mature” because I know if I were watching it I would be giggling worse than any 13-year-old.

This might be a little awkward with passengers that do not know each other. Usually when I have to travel for work I get stuck next to the weird guys. The ones that make you wonder where they got the money for a plane ticket in the first place. I cannot imagine anything worse than being trapped on a flight next to one of these guys while they are watching this movie. With my luck Mr. Goober would finish the movie, look over at me and say, “Hey babe, I learned some new stuff on that movie…can I practice on you?”
Yuck.

Book now if you would like to experience in-flight sex education…Qantas stops showing the documentary in November.


3 Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    Of course…Qantas never crashed…never crashed…

  2. Grumpy says:

    They would sell more tickets showing porn.

  3. C.B. says:

    A flight with porn. Now that would be interesting.

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