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Letter From My Neighbor

05/03/2013 by C.

Won't you not be my neighbor???

Won’t you not be my neighbor???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In my mailbox yesterday was this letter from one of my neighbors. I think it might be high time I move. What do you think??

 

 

Greetings Neighbors!

As some of you may have heard, Matthew is getting released from prison next week. I know what you are thinking, “Halleluiah! It’s about time!” Well, I am right there with you.

I am sure a few of you have noticed Ralph’s car has not been in the driveway lately. He just could not deal with the fact my son raped his daughter, Mona and has left me. Matthew had told me on several occasions that his step-sister was just asking for it with the way she dressed in those snazzy cardigans and shiny penny loafers but never did I imagine he meant he would be the one giving her the business. I tried to tell Ralph she was asking for it with the way she dressed. He looked at me and actually said, “You are just as fu%$!@ up as he is.” And so now I am single and ready to mingle, ya’ll!

Matthew would have been released from prison after two years with good behavior but he was attacked by an inmate one night who was in search of some “backdoor party action” if you know what I mean. Matthew nearly choked the man to death and there goes his early release. It has been a long wait and I am ready to get him home.

Once he arrives he will need to find employment as soon as possible. He will be staying with me until he can get enough money saved up to rent an apartment and afford to be out on his own. It is very difficult for ex-cons (I just hate the way that sounds…not like he killed someone or was involved in an armed robbery) to find employment after getting out of prison, so I am turning to you, neighbor. Can you help out? He is willing to do any odd job you can come up with around your home…lawn care, car maintenance and handy man type projects. From what I understand he has learned all sorts of new skills in prison and is just so excited to try them out in the real world.

If interested, first of all God Bless you…call me or email me and I will work you into his schedule. If not interested at this time, don’t worry Matthew will be visiting everyone in the neighborhood to offer his services. He has a way of persuading people once he is around them.  😉

 

Sincerely,

Beverly W******

Phone: 417- xxx-xxxx

Email: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX


1 Comment

  1. Kden says:

    Are you shitting me? I’ll come help you pack!
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