The Mega Millions drawing is just a few hours away. I can’t help but wish and hope and dream about what it would be like to win all that money. There are people that say it would be horrible to win because of the people coming out of the woodwork with their hands held out, telling you stories of how they can’t pay their rent because they just spent $10,000 on Mega Million tickets. Phooey! I think the best part of it all would be helping other people (not the idiots in my example above, but people that really need it).
I am pretty sure I would just go into hiding or move to another country for a while. Take care of my family and closest friends and boogie on outta here (riding in first class of course).
My co-workers and I all pitched in and bought $70 worth of tickets for the drawing tonight. I was in charge of making the purchase and really thought we had bought a lot but the clerk told me a woman bought a $100 worth yesterday. What a ticket whore!
I don’t know why she even bothered. I am winning this thing. I feel so confident about it I have picked out several pieces of real estate to purchase with my winnings. The real estate agents got kind of snotty with me when I told them I needed all the info on these properties asap because we would be closing next Friday. I will make sure to stick one of my winning Mega balls up their butts after we sign the paperwork.
Let’s take a look at what I have picked out…