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Officially Obsessed With “The Walking Dead”

07/21/2012 by C.

I made the mistake of buying Season One of “The Walking Dead” on Blu-ray. I watched all six episodes back to back without taking a bathroom break or snacking on Oreos. That is really saying something.

A few weeks ago, they played Season Two in a marathon on AMC. I have it all taped and have been watching it as much as possible. I have three episodes left. Season Three starts in October and I cannot wait.

My favorite character is Daryl. He is a redneck with a crossbow. So between Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games) and Daryl, I want to shoot things with an arrow. Preferably Zombies. So I am saving up for yet another Ebay purchase.

Zombies…ready or not here I come!

 

 

How freaking cool is this thing? You need to use these to kill zombies because guns make too much noise (noise is like ringing a Zombie dinner bell) and if time permits you can rip your arrow out of the zombie’s head and re-use it. With a gun, once you are out of ammo you= Zombie snack.

I cannot believe this is only $100 on Ebay (shipping is free!). Once I get it in the mail, I will purchase a bale of hay and strap on a Zombie head to use as a target. I haven’t quite figured out what to do if one of my arrows strays and maims a neighbor. I will try to have that all sorted out before I start shooting.

I imagine I will look like the female version of Daryl. With this on my shoulder, no one would ever screw with me. Not even those bath salt crazies.

This man is the Zombie Terminator.

 

 

Is crossbow shooting an Olympic sport? I am going to start training and be ready for the 2016 Olympics or the Zombie Apocalypse, whichever comes first.

 

 

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6 Comments

  1. Grumpy says:

    And there is probably a cross bow hunting season in your state. You can kill zombies and hunt your own food.

    • Chanin says:

      Not sure about the hunting my own food thing. I think I could only do that if I was forced to. But it would be good moving target practice lol.

  2. Kim says:

    I’m not certain I would want to live next door to you…..you are that scary neighbor that people wonder about??? I’m starting to wonder if you really do take “happy” pills. Just sayin.

  3. Scott says:

    I’ve got one like that, but with my own modifications, my favorite is the harpoon arrow with a fishingreel atachment; i just realy needed it couse when SHTF my main source of food at my safe location will bee fish from the river and surounding fishing wells.
    just wanned to say you’l need more than a 16” ball of hay, i tryd it with mine and the arrow was just about to fall from the back, and that’s with a fresh ball of hay and the 130 lbs limbs.

    • Chanin says:

      Oh thank God! Someone that finally knows about this stuff. Scott…should I start with one of the baby hand held ones? I don’t really have any place to shoot these things except my backyard for now. Thank you for the comment!!!

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