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  1. Elves Update

    December 21, 2013 by C.

    I seem to always forget that some people read my blog, but don’t go to my Facebook fan page. So here are the elves you have missed out on…

     

    Oh my!

    Oh my! 50 Shades of Grey

     

    Got an angry phone call from my mother over this one..."People might think you are a pervert!"

    Got an angry phone call from my mother over this one…”People might think you are a pervert!”

     

    So very tired of this song...

    So very tired of this song…

    The bearded elf

    The bearded elf

     

     

     


  2. Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf

    December 20, 2012 by C.

    Jax, you are a pervert!

    Jax, you are a pervert!


  3. Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf

    December 13, 2012 by C.

    What a freak

    Special thanks to my cleavage model! She wishes to remain anonymous for some reason.


  4. Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf

    December 6, 2012 by C.

    Jax getting his drink on.

     

     

     

    The little bastard drained the bottle!

     

    Tune in for more Inappropriate  Elf on the Shelf every Monday and Thursday evening between now and Christmas.


  5. Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf

    December 3, 2012 by C.

    Awwwwwwwwwww so cute it makes me want to barf!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Since I live on Pinterest I have been bombarded with images of amazing Elf on the Shelf ideas. That little guy is just so cute and it made me want to get one. So I had one shipped to my home overnight so I could have some fun too.

     

     

    My idea of fun might be slightly different from most of the photos I have seen online. I don’t want cute photos of the elf. I want to put him in some bizarre situations/poses. So believe me, these will get worse before they get better.

    My niece and nephew were visiting and named the elf, “Josh”. Well that is too vanilla for my bad elf so I have re-named him,  Jax Luca. Yea, I am digging that name.

    So please take a seat and let me introduce you to Jax Luca, the bad ass Elf on the Shelf.

    Jax knows the importance of regular bowel movements.

     

     

    Isn’t he adorable??? Check in Thursday for another Jax photo.