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Mitt Romney Steals Girlfriends

07/31/2012 by C.

Mitt Romney, I am gonna whip your ass!



This is Lowell Turpin of Claxton, Tennessee. Lowell is not a smart man.


When he saw a picture of Mitt Romney, he had no idea who he was. It gets worse than Lowell just being ignorant. He saw Mitt’s picture on his girlfriend’s (can you imagine what she looks like??) Facebook page and accused her of planning an affair with Mitt.


He demanded to know who the man was, jerked her laptop away from her, smashed it into a wall and punched her in the face. Lowell is in jail and has been charged with domestic assault.

It astonishes me that a person would not know Mitt Romney from a photo. I mean his face is everywhere…the news, magazines, newspapers, he was even at the Olympics.

Stories like this really frighten me. An American that cannot recognize Romney, but I would bet a million bucks he would know Troy from “Swamp People” in a smoky bar with beer goggles on. What is the world coming to???


  1. D. Duplessis says:

    I don’t know what I should be frightened of more, the fact that this guy doesn’t know what Romney looks like, or I don’t know who Troy is and have never heard of “Swamp People.” Does this make me a bad person?

    • Chanin says:

      LOL I am proud you don’t know who Troy is and have never heard of “Swamp People”. The only reason I know about it is because I have co-workers that watch it and go around shouting, “Choot em’!” Which translates to “Shoot him!” I don’t think we are missing anything, David.
      Thanks for the comment!

      • D. Duplessis says:

        Oh terrific! I was almost worried that I was missing something of cultural significance. *whew* that’s a weight off my mind. 🙂

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